These 4 Florida man June 11 stories are full of the cringe the sunshine state is renowned for.
Florida Man travels the globe doing some of the stupidest things. People from around the world want to learn about what Florida Man has done.
Today we are going to take a look at some of the crazy things that Florida Man has done throughout history on June 11th.
Florida Man June 11 – Hot Pursuit Scooter
A man in Florida had his Lambo SUV stolen from his house. Instead of calling the cops, the Florida Man took off after his Lambo on a scooter. That is quite impressive.
The thief was stopped and it ended up being a 14-year-old boy who stole the car. After he was stopped he said that he doesn’t know how to drive and doesn’t have a license.
The one thing that confuses us is that Florida Man left his keys in the garage with his car. Hopefully, he won’t be doing that again.
Florida Man June 11 – Field Goal Chicken
Some of the things that Florida Man does kind of make sense but this one has us questioning his sanity again. On June 11 Florida Man decided that he was going to kick a chicken like he was kicking a field goal.
The chicken survived with some broken bones.
Florida Man June 11 – The Mayo Burger
Mayo on a burger isn’t too weird of a condiment but apparently, this Florida Man thought it was odd.
Upon the police arriving, Florida Man told them that he touched the mayo and was concerned that he might have caught something.
The television and an unknown person named Como told him he needed to report the suspicious mayo in case it made him sick. Chances are Como was all in his head.
When Florida Man went to get his burger from his hotel room front door he got mayo on his hands. After 10 minutes he washed it off, logically, but then he called the cops.
Despite the fact that the police told him mayo doesn’t constitute an emergency, Florida Man insisted it did and he wanted a report. The police actually wrote a report on it.
Naked in McDonalds
A Florida Man decided that he was going to strip inside a Mcdonalds’. After stripping he performed a strange dance for customers. We can guarantee they weren’t loving it though.
Oddly enough, this wasn’t Florida Man’s first time doing this. He was previously banned from fast-food restaurants for doing the same thing.
Police were unsure if he was on drugs but stated that he also tried to have “relations” with a railing.
Conclusion
Florida Man simply won’t stop making his crazy antics known to the whole world. We have covered a wide variety of days in history, make sure that you take a look at some of the other days that we have covered. You might be surprised by what you find.
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